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Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
01-16-2012, 08:25 AM
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Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
Why is Jesus Christ never thanked after a loss?
Never.


Do losses invoke a human's inner Atheist?

After a win, Tebow ALWAYS says that if we believe in Jesus Christ all things are possible. That if we all accept Jesus being shoved down our throat we'll be winners too. Yeah ok.

But, after a loss, silence...
Tebow looked depressed and deflated..

As if he's silenty screaming..

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?



Who do athletes thank after a loss? They act as if Jesus had a hand in a win so does SATAN have power over a loss? Where is Jesus then?

Forsaken.

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01-16-2012, 08:27 AM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
I love you. Rofl
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01-16-2012, 11:16 AM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
If you come barring a cross, you should wrap yourself in the Flag, just to show Jesus your a Patriot.
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01-16-2012, 12:20 PM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
(01-16-2012 08:27 AM)mikita Wrote:  I love you. Rofl

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You say the nicest things, Mikita!
Rofl

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01-16-2012, 02:40 PM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
Tebow's Jesus is a shallow, weak god who cares more about football than about human suffering -- but like all shallow gods, he is easily distracted by wine, women, and song. On the day of the game, he forgot about poor widdle Timmy because he was out with three women he'd picked up at a bar the night before and was snorting coke and getting it on. Did Timmeh really think Jock Jesus would be faithful?

Next time, Timmeh, pick a god with more important things on "his" "mind" than your stupid meaningless football games and especially stupid, meaningless YOU.
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01-16-2012, 04:07 PM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
(01-16-2012 02:40 PM)ima_sinnic Wrote:  Tebow's Jesus is a shallow, weak god who cares more about football than about human suffering -- but like all shallow gods, he is easily distracted by wine, women, and song. On the day of the game, he forgot about poor widdle Timmy because he was out with three women he'd picked up at a bar the night before and was snorting coke and getting it on. Did Timmeh really think Jock Jesus would be faithful?

Next time, Timmeh, pick a god with more important things on "his" "mind" than your stupid meaningless football games and especially stupid, meaningless YOU.

Good one!

"But when we crave power over life-endless wealth, unassailable safety, immortality-then desire becomes greed. And if knowledge allies itself to that greed, then comes evil. Then the balance of the world is swayed, until ruin weighs heavy in the scale." Ursula K. LeGuin, The Farthest Shore
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01-16-2012, 06:25 PM
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RE: Forsaken? Where is the praise in a loss?
(01-16-2012 02:40 PM)ima_sinnic Wrote:  Tebow's Jesus is a shallow, weak god who cares more about football than about human suffering -- but like all shallow gods, he is easily distracted by wine, women, and song. On the day of the game, he forgot about poor widdle Timmy because he was out with three women he'd picked up at a bar the night before and was snorting coke and getting it on. Did Timmeh really think Jock Jesus would be faithful?

Next time, Timmeh, pick a god with more important things on "his" "mind" than your stupid meaningless football games and especially stupid, meaningless YOU.

Jesus was about to help Timmeh, but he got high..
Bong

Does Jesus hitnpass or is he a bogartin betch?

Either way Timmeh is fucked!

What were we talking about again?
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