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« Reply #165 on: February 08, 2010, 05:33:47 AM »

...shoplifting...

"Shoplifting?" Didn't you mean to say "liberating?"

When I was a kid (just listen to us old farts) it angered me to see the conditions the critters were being kept in. Had to do something about that.
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« Reply #166 on: February 08, 2010, 07:02:41 AM »

...shoplifting...

"Shoplifting?" Didn't you mean to say "liberating?"

When I was a kid (just listen to us old farts) it angered me to see the conditions the critters were being kept in. Had to do something about that.

Yeah, and that wasn't nothin' compared to what I saw at wholesalers, particularly Florida importers, in the 80's and 90's, horrible. For years I railed at the major trade mag about wild caught animals, their biggest advertisers... oh well. Commodification will do that, to turtles as well as people.
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« Reply #167 on: February 10, 2010, 10:41:32 PM »





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« Reply #168 on: February 10, 2010, 10:46:57 PM »

 laughing Twice! Mine gets pissed at the first time!
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« Reply #169 on: February 14, 2010, 08:41:46 PM »





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« Reply #170 on: February 14, 2010, 08:45:39 PM »

All 3 Max ...  laughing
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« Reply #171 on: February 14, 2010, 09:10:02 PM »

All 3 Max ...  laughing

laughing laughing laughing out loud especially at the first guy. All three are sweet.  laugh
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« Reply #172 on: February 14, 2010, 09:59:37 PM »

That reminds me. Does anyone remember that "all 3" guy from DU? He had some kind of crazy conspiracy theory website with all these long statements and he frequently said "all 3"? Anyone remember what I'm talking about? That guy cracked me up.
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« Reply #173 on: February 14, 2010, 10:21:46 PM »

That reminds me. Does anyone remember that "all 3" guy from DU? He had some kind of crazy conspiracy theory website with all these long statements and he frequently said "all 3"? Anyone remember what I'm talking about? That guy cracked me up.




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« Reply #174 on: February 15, 2010, 01:20:59 AM »

He was talking about the Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International. laugh

"1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International."

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56. To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

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Lee L. Mercer Jr. for President.
http://www.mercerforpresi...ed555232a5cb8defd6f7.html

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

See his campaign ad on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/s...er%2C+jr.&init=quick#!/profile.php?v=wall&ref=search&id=100000409585031

He's running in 2012 and he's for real.
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« Reply #175 on: February 15, 2010, 02:45:53 AM »

I really enjoy the cat pics.   laugh
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« Reply #176 on: February 15, 2010, 04:53:16 AM »


Reminds me of the movie "A Beautiful Mind." I find it sad.

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« Reply #177 on: February 15, 2010, 06:48:39 AM »


Reminds me of the movie "A Beautiful Mind." I find it sad.



Yeah. Never heard of this guy before, but sure sounds like it could be a paranoid schizophrenic thought process:

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. To prove that every person in the United States and world is hooked up on an Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence  (All Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wires approved by the United States Congress for the U.S. Government Electronic Surveillance of every citizen in America for government intelligence circumstances will equal to the United States Government’s Technocracy.

Or what the teabaggers call: Sarah's future running mate! laughing
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« Reply #178 on: February 15, 2010, 07:09:17 AM »

I'm reading his bio, and everything sound pretty good - then the shoe drops in 1992:

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Due to the continuing high unemployment, I took the military exam again to go back into the military to learn about computers toward the end on 1989 to enter the Texas Army National Guard. 
I scored 100% again high enough to be an officer for the second time.
I joined the Texas Army National Guard as an E-3 weekend soldier under a one-year contract from 1989 to the end of 1990. In 1991,
I re-enlisted for six years in the Texas Army National Guard during the Saudi Arabia War and I was ordered into Intelligence and promoted into two titles.

On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas.

The continuation of my biography background experience, graduate education and political experience is being held because of a Lack of authorities debriefing funds and interest for their liability to me.

I am in a stalled police debriefing with the Houston Police Department waiting for me to sue to complete my debriefing for my background biography with them in the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas The University of Texas ROTC to West Point Military Academy U.S. Navy doctorate degree in Police Science. 

Just a thought...but...

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Schizophasia
Other speech disturbance

In the mental health field, schizophasia, commonly referred to as word salad, is confused, and often repetitious, language that is symptomatic of various mental illnesses.[1]

It is usually associated with a manic presentation and other symptoms of serious mental illnesses, such as psychoses, including schizophrenia. It is characterized by an apparently confused usage of words with no apparent meaning or relationship attached to them. In this context, it is considered to be a symptom of a formal thought disorder. In some cases schizophasia can be a sign of asymptomatic schizophrenia; e.g. the question "Why do people believe in God?" could elicit a response consisting of a series of words commonly associated with religion or prayer but strung together with no regard to language rules.

Schizophasia should be contrasted with another symptom of cognitive disruption and cognitive slippage involving certain idiosyncratic arrangements of words. With this symptom, the language may or may not be grammatically correct depending on the severity of the disease and the particular mechanisms which have been impacted by the disease. Thus, the phrase "Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas" and the phrase "Acute does runs shaky lovely very" can be authentic schizophasias (one grammatically correct, the other not) if they are produced as a result of mental disease or defect. In contrast, intentionally producing nonsense, as in the contrived palindrome "Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas" is not considered schizophasia. Schizophasia refers to a defect in processing and organizing language, as opposed to the ability to create a nonsense word which happens to conform to a very specific set of rules. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia

I guess he is running as a Democrat. confused

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My Platform

My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education.  I was ordered to create and or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting it through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law Laws across the board.

 My Direction

The United States Government education will perfect the vindication of it’s government regulating it’s directions and resources requirement by the law only.

Pretty fascinating, it all sort of sounds good but makes no sense.

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I worked my way through college and received my Bachelor of Business Administration from the School of Business at Texas Southern University in May 1983. In my senior year of business school at TSU, I took the Naval Academy ROTC Officer Core School exam to get a Masters of  Business Administration.  The referring board appointed me to the Military Academy at West Point, but later that schedule was altered by the Navy recruiter.
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« Reply #179 on: February 15, 2010, 07:23:37 AM »

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The referring board appointed me to the Military Academy at West Point, but later that schedule was altered by the Navy recruiter.

That must have been an interesting interview with the recruiter.

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